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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via p-asj)

— 19 hours ago with 227201 notes

little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces

(Source: iftadwascool, via unofficiallygroot)

— 19 hours ago with 44509 notes
Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid:Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult:YOU FUCKING BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
— 19 hours ago with 87706 notes

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via vans-off-the-balls)

— 19 hours ago with 867617 notes
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staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

(Source: crystal-bahl, via the-hylian-hero-of-time)

— 2 days ago with 160709 notes

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

(via vans-off-the-balls)

— 2 days ago with 93348 notes